Miley Cyrus to Appear in Sex and the City Sequel?

This might explain why Miley Cyrus always flashes two fingers at photographers...

According to sources on the set of the Sex and the City sequel, the Disney star will make a cameo in the highly-anticipated comedy. A script page has even blocked out October 16 as the day Cyrus will shoot.

“They’ve asked her,” said an insider. “But she hasn’t confirmed. Right now, they’re just holding the space for her.”

                         Anything involving sex seems to be right up Miley Cyrus' alley. [Photo:                                                                                     PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

What role might Miley play in the movie, which will be released on May 28, 2010?

Shots of Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker confirm that the quartet of main characters flashes back to the 1980s at one point in the story. Could Cyrus play a younger version of Charlotte? They have a similar hair color.

Then again, perhaps she'll simply appear as a stripper in a club. Everyone knows she has experience in that area.

Jenna Haze to Star in Twilight Saga Porn Parody

What's the next best thing to Robert Pattinson nude?

Okay, it's Robert Pattinson shirtless.

But what's the next best thing after this that will satisfy Twilight Saga fans? That's easy:

An adult film actor pretending to be Pattinson's Edward Cullen and making love on camera to a faux Bella Swan.

That's exactly what fans can expect in This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody, a pornographic movie that officially proves Twlight has gone mainstream. The flick will be released on October 15.

Taking over the role of Bella from Kristen Stewart will be Jenna Haze, the Female Performer of the Year at the 2009 AVN Awards. She has anchored such mature fare as Spunk'd 6, Load Warrios and This Ain't the Munsters XXX.

For the record, the first 29 installments of This Ain't the Munsters were much better.

Jon Gosselin Denies Hailey Glassman Breakup

For those of you who may be devastated and on the verge of plunging into deep existential crises after your faith in love was irreparably shaken, good news:

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman are still together. Exhale with us now.

Jon took the time to make it known that despite reports to the contrary, he and new girlfriend Hailey Glassman - a.k.a. Jon's soul mate - are going strong.

"We're together and happy as ever," the player revealed today.

"In fact, [Hailey] is with me in Pennsylvania for the first time!"

Gotta introduce the kids to their new mom at some point, right?

                        Jon Gosselin spoke to E! News today, Hailey Glassman by his side.

Both were in good spirits and laughing about a new celeb gossip story claiming that Hailey put the kibosh on the romance because of Jon's alleged cheating.

Not the case. Despite rumors of Jon hooking up with a bevy of mediocre girls, he's a one-woman man. And he loves her more than he ever did his ex-wife.

So he said this week in a bitter, no-holds-barred interview this week with ABC's Good Morning America and Primetime in which he did not mince words.

Among other choice sound bites, Jon said, in no uncertain terms: "I despise Kate." The kids will love that in a few years when they discover the Google.

Nicole Richie Tweets About Sparrow

It is only fitting that Nicole Richie, who just became a mom for the second time, took to Twitter to tweet for joy about her new baby bird ... er, boy, Sparrow.

After the birth of their son yesterday Nicole and fiance Joel Madden each went online to express their love for themselves publicity Twitter itself their child.

"What a great day to come back on Twitter," Nicole wrote, somehow without sarcasm. "Thank you everyone for your well wishes. I love my family!!"

That's good. We wouldn't have believed it, and it probably wouldn't even be true if she hadn't written about it online for 639,351 of her closest friends.

Joel also lamely Twittered props to his son: "1st day of his life & my son is already a trending topic on twitter. That's right son, ur just like your old man."

We're happy the baby is healthy and all, guys, but get a life. Go hang out with Sparrow. Occasional updates are great, but so is the idea of moderation.

Is the nanny busy caring for the baby while you Twitter about it?

                        Harlow has yet to welcome Sparrow to the world on Twitter. Get on it, girl!  

Robert Pattinson: Risking It All For Love!

New Moon spoiler alert:

In the upcoming sequel to Twilight, Edward Cullen runs away because his love for Bella Swan is simply too dangerous.

In real life, however, the exact opposite scenario is playing out for Cullen's portrayer, Robert Pattinson. His love for Kristen Stewart may be a major risk, but, like Meatloaf, the actor will do anything for it!

Like thumb his (hot!) nose at the movie studio, a source tells OK! in its latest issue.

“The producers took Rob and Kris aside and told them to keep their relationship under wraps for a few more months,” said an insider. “But they’re so much in love, they can’t keep their hands off each other.”

Of course they can't. Have producers seen Robert Pattinson?!? It's hard enough for us to keep our hands off our computer screen right now.

Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the Twilight Saga, is reportedly worried that a full-fledged Robsten romance will ruin the allure of the Jacob/Bella relationship in New Moon.

“They’re crazy about each other, and they want to shout it from the rooftops,” said a source on the Eclipse set, as the third film in the franchise is currently shooting in Vancouver. “But they’re also part of this massive machine called Twilight and producers have this thing timed with scientific precision. They don’t want Rob and Kristen to tell the world about their relationship until the time is right.”

Good luck getting Robert on board with that, however! The actor is too smitten with his co-star to keep his feelings under wraps, the same source adds.

“Rob’s whole world is Kristen. I’m surprised he even knows his lines because he’s so absorbed with her. He has no time whatsoever for his guy friends and has cut virtually everyone off so he can spend every waking moment with Kristen. He’s all about his woman.”

Makes sense. After all, according to the tabloid pictured above, Pattinson and Stewart are engaged. Wouldn't you choose your future wife over work?

Give The Vampire Diaries a Chance!

While fans continue to buzz over New Moon, at least one person hopes their appetite for attractive blood suckers is still strong.

L. J. Smith, the author of The Vampire Diaries series of novels, posted the following message on her website this week. She'd very much like for you to watch this new CW series:

May I make a plea for everybody to try to be patient (especially with the pilot episode)? The Twilight Zone feeling rapidly diminishes after that. Ian Somerhalder is being recognized as a superior villain; and I feel sure that under those brown curls Elena’s scheming mind is simply waiting for an opportunity to emerge.

I’ve waited this long to speak out, and my verdict is: give it a chance.

Editor's note: we've seen the opening episoe of The Vampire Diaries and we concur. If you like the Twilight Saga, you must give The Vampire Diaries a fair opportunity. It premieres on Thursday night, September 10.

Ashlee Simpson Hypes Melrose Place, Offers TMI on Pregnancy

Hey! Wait! What about me! I was pregnant recently too! Hello!

What inspires pregnant celebs to volunteer every piece of information they can muster, we have no idea. But Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is clearly jealous of Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian getting attention from being knocked up.

Why else would she offer this insight no one cares about?

Making the media rounds for her role on Melrose Place, Ashlee stopped by The Rachel Ray Show (her interview airs September 15), where she said getting impregnated with the spawn of Pete Wentz didn’t affect her physical prowess.

At. All. If you know what we mean (we don't). She said:

“I could do the splits when I was nine months pregnant. I could put my leg over my head still. I used to be a ballerina,” the sister of Jessica Simpson said.

Why a nine-months-pregnant woman is even attempting splits, we have no idea. Nor do we really want to know, to be perfectly honest. TMI, Ash. TMI.

     What a cute, harmless human being with the brainpower of an infant. And that Bronx Mowgli                              Wentz is pretty cute in his own right, now that we think about it.